Hello and welcome to my website. This is the place to go if you want to know all about me and where you can see me perform. What do you mean you didn't mean to land on this page? Of course you did, don't be silly. No, there's no need to hit that back button, you'll have fun here I promise. So sit back, look around, maybe put some pants on, and let's have fun.
Check out my Dates to see if I'm coming to a town near you!
My next gig isn't until October. This is my wife's fault really. Feel free to book me somewhere, I'm tired of being at home. I'm great for corporate events.